Dearest Maynilad
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Here's our water situation at home for the last 3 consecutive days:
Monday. No water all day. Call center said there was wreckage in Baesa. Fine. Water flow returned to normal flow by 6pm. Baesa wreckage apparently overhauled.
Tuesday. Weak flow all day. Is Baesa still wrecked?
Wednesday. No water again. F*ck!
Reasons? I don't know. Based from historical evidence, this problem is 100% not 100% technical. We have all the reasons to doubt whatever explanation you give us. So now, let me shout out how I feel about you which I think is the only thing I can do.
You suck Maynilad!
I checked your website for advisories, reloading it for like 5 times because it is so slow it couldn't handle 1 visitor. I found nothing but a 2-month-old advisory, and your hilarious company profile.
Here's your "Vision".
"We are a world-class water service company committed to excellence and improved quality of life."
You are definitely not world class. You are not committed to excellence. You don't improve our quality of life. Maybe yours, but not ours.
And you call that Vision? That's a freakin' company description. Try using it on your friendster profile.
Here's your so-called "Mission".
"We will delight our customers with reliable and high quality water and wastewater services at fair price"
We are your customers and we are not delighted. We think you are unreliable. You just increased your rates. We are your customers who have all the right in the world to rate your service, and we say YOU SUCK.
"We will protect the environment to conserve our water resources for future generations"
Hooray for the heroic-sounding sentence found in every environmentalist website, and every boys comfort room.
"We will promote efficiency and productivity to enhance shareholder value"
Of course, it's not about us getting your water. It's about your business. Your profit. Your revenue. Your market value. Bullsh*t.
"We will attract and retain the most qualified individuals and enhance the personal and professional well-being of our human resources; and
We will conduct ourselves with integrity, honesty and accountability in accordance with the highest ethical standards in serving our various stakeholders."
I just called your call center. Your operator sounds like a bureau of immigration employee 30 minutes before lunch break. Enough said.
By the way, your website is not only slow, it's ugly too. Visitors beware.
I sure wish there is a way to switch water lines, but as far as I know, it's not possible. All I can do is call Maynilad a worthless son-of-a-bitch here in the interwebs to let the hatred out and make me feel better. Unfortunately, crapping feels much more better, but it's hard to crap when you have this crap.
Where's our water!?
Monday. No water all day. Call center said there was wreckage in Baesa. Fine. Water flow returned to normal flow by 6pm. Baesa wreckage apparently overhauled.
Tuesday. Weak flow all day. Is Baesa still wrecked?
Wednesday. No water again. F*ck!
Reasons? I don't know. Based from historical evidence, this problem is 100% not 100% technical. We have all the reasons to doubt whatever explanation you give us. So now, let me shout out how I feel about you which I think is the only thing I can do.
You suck Maynilad!
I checked your website for advisories, reloading it for like 5 times because it is so slow it couldn't handle 1 visitor. I found nothing but a 2-month-old advisory, and your hilarious company profile.
Here's your "Vision".
"We are a world-class water service company committed to excellence and improved quality of life."
You are definitely not world class. You are not committed to excellence. You don't improve our quality of life. Maybe yours, but not ours.
And you call that Vision? That's a freakin' company description. Try using it on your friendster profile.
Here's your so-called "Mission".
"We will delight our customers with reliable and high quality water and wastewater services at fair price"
We are your customers and we are not delighted. We think you are unreliable. You just increased your rates. We are your customers who have all the right in the world to rate your service, and we say YOU SUCK.
"We will protect the environment to conserve our water resources for future generations"
Hooray for the heroic-sounding sentence found in every environmentalist website, and every boys comfort room.
"We will promote efficiency and productivity to enhance shareholder value"
Of course, it's not about us getting your water. It's about your business. Your profit. Your revenue. Your market value. Bullsh*t.
"We will attract and retain the most qualified individuals and enhance the personal and professional well-being of our human resources; and
We will conduct ourselves with integrity, honesty and accountability in accordance with the highest ethical standards in serving our various stakeholders."
I just called your call center. Your operator sounds like a bureau of immigration employee 30 minutes before lunch break. Enough said.
By the way, your website is not only slow, it's ugly too. Visitors beware.
I sure wish there is a way to switch water lines, but as far as I know, it's not possible. All I can do is call Maynilad a worthless son-of-a-bitch here in the interwebs to let the hatred out and make me feel better. Unfortunately, crapping feels much more better, but it's hard to crap when you have this crap.
Where's our water!?
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